LA BENDITA LOCURA
El Puerto de Santa María · Andalusia

LA BENDITA LOCURA

Hotel in El Puerto de Santa María with a seasonal outdoor pool, garden, free bicycles and rooms with garden or pool views.

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9.7 Score
84 Reviews
15:00 Check-in
Nearby Church of San Mateo · 9 km
Parking Free
Wi-Fi Free
Check-in 15:00

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LA BENDITA LOCURA

LA BENDITA LOCURA is a hotel in El Puerto de Santa María with a seasonal outdoor pool and garden. It combines outdoor spaces with double rooms for up to two people, some with pool views and others with garden views. All have a private bathroom with a shower, air conditioning, a wardrobe and a hairdryer; bed linen and towels are also provided.

Breakfast is available as a continental breakfast or buffet. In your free time, you can play billiards, relax on the terrace or use the free bicycles. The hotel has free private parking and free WiFi throughout. It also offers a paid shuttle to Jerez Airport. The stay may suit those who want to combine a few days in El Puerto with visits to Jerez: the city’s train station is 11 km away, and several monuments in Jerez are around 9 km away.

LA BENDITA LOCURA
★ 9.7 · Exceptional · 84 reviews

Plan your stay at LA BENDITA LOCURA

Hotel in El Puerto de Santa María with a seasonal outdoor pool, garden, free bicycles and rooms with garden or pool views.

Room types

The rooms are doubles and accommodate two people. Each has a private bathroom with a shower, air conditioning and a wardrobe; bed linen and towels are provided. The beds are extra-large doubles, while the views vary between the pool and the garden. Room sizes range from 15 to 25 m², with differences in the facilities and names of each room as well.

The Standard Room - Extra-large Double Bed measures 16 m² and overlooks the pool. The Room with Extra-large Double Bed. covers 15 m² and also has a pool view. Both garden-view rooms measure 25 m²: the Deluxe Room with Extra-large Double Bed has a TV, while the Superior Room with Extra-large Double Bed offers another option with the same size and garden orientation. All include a shower and hairdryer, so you can choose according to the space and view you prefer.

Standard Room - Extra-large Double Bed — LA BENDITA LOCURA
Standard Room - Extra-large Double Bed
16 m² · Private bathroom

  • 1 Extra-large double bed
  • Max 2 guests
  • Pool view
  • Air conditioning

At 16 m², this room has pool views, air conditioning and a private bathroom with a shower and hairdryer. It also has a wardrobe, heating and a high chair; a compact option for two people with a view of the water from the room.

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Deluxe Room with Extra-large Double Bed — LA BENDITA LOCURA
Deluxe Room with Extra-large Double Bed
25 m² · Private bathroom

  • 1 Extra-large double bed
  • Max 2 guests
  • Garden view
  • TV

This 25 m² room stands out for its garden views and TV, as well as air conditioning. The private bathroom has a shower and hairdryer; the high chair and heating complete the facilities in this spacious room for two people.

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Room with Extra-large Double Bed. — LA BENDITA LOCURA
Room with Extra-large Double Bed.
15 m² · Private bathroom

  • 1 Extra-large double bed
  • Max 2 guests
  • Pool view
  • Wardrobe

At 15 m², this is the most compact room with pool views. It has air conditioning, a wardrobe and heating, as well as a private bathroom with a shower and hairdryer. A high chair is among its facilities for stays of up to two people.

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Superior Room with Extra-large Double Bed — LA BENDITA LOCURA
Superior Room with Extra-large Double Bed
25 m² · Private bathroom

  • 1 Extra-large double bed
  • Max 2 guests
  • Garden view
  • Air conditioning

This 25 m² room has garden views, air conditioning and heating. The private bathroom includes a shower and hairdryer, and the room also has a wardrobe and high chair. It shares its size and outlook with the Deluxe, but has a different name.

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Is this the right hotel for you?

Yes, if...

  • you want to combine a seasonal outdoor pool, garden and terrace during your stay.
  • you feel like exploring the surrounding area by bicycle: the hotel offers free hire.
  • you’re looking for a double room with a private bathroom, air conditioning and garden or pool views.
  • you’re travelling by car and value having free private parking without needing to reserve a space.
  • you want to choose between continental or buffet breakfast and have free WiFi throughout the property.

Maybe not, if...

  • you can only book one night: the minimum stay is two nights.
  • you need to arrive after 20:00, as check-in ends at that time.
  • you expect the airport shuttle to be included: this service is paid.
  • you need to make noise at night: noise is not permitted from 23:00 to 08:00.

Hotel facilities & services

The garden and terraces provide outdoor spaces, with seating and a solarium area. If you want to explore the surrounding area on two wheels, the accommodation offers bicycle hire; it also has billiards, a games room and board games. Families can find family rooms and an indoor play area.

Practical services include luggage storage, tourist information and an airport shuttle. The shared lounge has a TV area, and the facilities include air conditioning and heating. The property is non-smoking and has parking, free WiFi and private bathrooms. It also offers horse riding, meeting or banquet rooms and a chapel. For time outdoors, beach or pool towels, parasols and sun loungers are available; the bar can serve wine or champagne.

Great for your stay

  • Free parking
  • Private bathroom
  • Parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Family rooms
  • Airport shuttle
  • Views
  • Tourist information

General facilities

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace / solarium
  • Terrace
  • Garden
  • Bicycle hire
  • Horse riding
  • Billiards
  • Games room
  • Luggage storage
  • Tourist information
  • Board games / puzzles
  • Shuttle service
  • TV lounge / shared lounge
  • Air conditioning
  • Family rooms

Parking

  • Parking

Food & drink

  • Wine / champagne

Media & technology

  • Internet

Room amenities

  • Toilet paper
  • Towels
  • Private bathroom
  • Toilet
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
  • Bed linen
  • Wardrobe
  • Views
  • High chair
  • Socket near the bed
  • Clothes rack

Location & what to see

LA BENDITA LOCURA is located at Av. El Tejar, KM 2, within the municipality of El Puerto de Santa María, in the Bay of Cádiz. The surrounding area connects with the settlements of Añina (4.8 km), Polila (4.1 km) and Las Tablas (3.7 km), nearby places to explore in this part of the municipality. El Puerto combines port activity, winemaking traditions and coastline; its beaches, such as La Puntilla and Valdelagrana, let you alternate seaside walks with visits to the town centre.

El Puerto de Santa María train station is 9 km away and Jerez de la Frontera train station is 11 km away. Jerez Airport is 17 km away. In Jerez, Iglesia de San Mateo and the Cathedral are 9 km away; Alcázar-Mezquita Árabe is also this distance away, while Patio Artístico Jerezano is 10 km away and Teatro Villamarta is 12 km away. Parque Genovés, in Cádiz, is 37 km away.

These distances make it easy to plan different days: spend a morning visiting Jerez’s monuments, set aside time for wineries—Bodegas Grupo Estevez is 10 km away—and leave another day for El Puerto and its beaches. In the warmer months, La Puntilla and Valdelagrana are options for swimming and walking along the coast; in spring and autumn, the town centre and routes between wineries offer outdoor activities. Parque Genovés adds a visit to gardens and seaside walks.

Church of San Mateo — Historic church in Jerez to include on a tour of the town centre. 9 km
Cathedral — Notable religious building, surrounded by historic streets in central Jerez. 9 km
Alcázar-Mezquita Árabe — Monumental complex combining historic architecture and heritage spaces. 9 km
El Puerto de Santa María — Train station for connections to destinations in the area. 9 km
Jerez Airport — Nearest airport terminal for arrivals and departures. 17 km
Genovés Park — Public garden in Cádiz with paths and greenery by the sea. 37 km

What guests say about LA BENDITA LOCURA

9.7
Exceptional · 84 reviews
Staff
10.0
Comfort
9.8
Location
9.5
Cleanliness
9.8
Facilities
9.6
Value for money
9.6
Free Wi-Fi
9.0

Guests particularly appreciate the staff’s service, as well as the cleanliness and comfort of the facilities. They also highlight the services and value for money, with positive comments about the stay overall.

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